Heads or Tails?

Today the girls were fighting over Dixie. The exchange went something like this:


Monti: “No I want her – you’ve had her for 20 minutes already!”
Dahlia: “NO I haven’t!”
Me: “I have an idea – Elsa get me the saw – I’ll cut her in half and you can both share her”
(pause as they consider this)
Dahlia (in all earnestness): “I want her head”