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I guess there’s a woman that goes thru drive thru at her coffee place. woman is super religious – always reading a bible when she comes thru. Dahlia is of course not. Not a religious bone in her body. However the woman always tells everyone “god bless you” when she drives off. Dahlia made mental note and never gets a God bless you. Dahlia now getting nose out of joint on it. Finally really butters up the woman one day. Puts on her best smile and charm to get this God Bless you from her. Woman instead says to Dahlia as she drives off “Jesus is coming”. Dahlia was not pleased with that.

Dahlia, futzing with a sauce packet: “it’s the 21st century why are we still using packets – we have freaking driving cars right now”
Then a few minutes later: “and wasn’t there a ketchup shortage recently?”